{"product_id":"dads-garage-shit-list-metal-sign","title":"Dad's Garage Shit List Metal Sign🔧✨","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #e03e2d; font-family: Mulish, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\nDad's Garage Shit List Funny Vintage Metal Sign Man Cave Workshop Wall Decor Gift For Father\n\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 10px 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Mulish, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color:#333;\"\u003e\nRustic Distressed Wood Grain Print Garage Rule Plaque Pre-Drilled Holes Multi Sizes Humorous Dad Birthday Father's Day Present\n\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #b02f20; padding: 15px; border-radius: 10px; margin: 15px 0; border: 2px solid #e03e2d;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #fff8f8;\"\u003eHilarious Dad Garage Rules Metal Sign With Classic Rustic Vintage Finish, Funny Boundary Warning Plaque Perfect For Man Cave, Workshop \u0026amp; Tool Room, Ideal Unique Gift For Dads Mechanics \u0026amp; Gearheads ✨\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 10px 0; padding: 0; line-height: 1.6; color:#fff;\"\u003e\n✅ Sarcastic relatable garage commandments list, instantly resonate with every tool-loving dad\u003cbr\u003e\n✅ Lightweight premium metal plate with distressed wood grain vintage print aesthetic\u003cbr\u003e\n✅ Three available sizes S\/M\/L, fit workbench, toolbox or central wall display\u003cbr\u003e\n✅ Pre-punched hanging holes for quick, tool-free wall mounting in minutes\u003cbr\u003e\n✅ Top-tier novelty gift for Father’s Day, birthdays, grandpas and auto repair enthusiasts 🎁\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #fff8f8; padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; margin: 15px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; padding: 0; line-height:1.6;font-style:italic;color:#e67e23;\"\u003eIs your dad's garage his sanctuary? A place where his rules are law and his tools are sacred? This hilarious and boldly honest metal sign is the ultimate declaration for any dad's personal domain – be it his garage, workshop, repair shop, or man cave. It's not just a sign; it's a statement, a warning, and a tribute to the undisputed king of his space!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/1_854cfda1-f0b7-47b7-b9c0-6c2683ee9ff3.jpg?v=1781680014\" style=\"max-width:100%;border-radius:8px;display:block;margin:12px auto\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/2_61d45e62-9ed4-4f21-87bd-62a0c3752eac.jpg?v=1781680014\" style=\"max-width:100%;border-radius:8px;display:block;margin:12px auto\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #ffe8e8; padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; margin: 15px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; padding: 0; font-size:17px;font-weight:bold;color:#e03e2d;\"\u003eCore Product Features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0; padding: 0; line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#3598db;\"\u003e📜 The Unofficial Non-Negotiable Garage Commandments\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePacked with funny straightforward house rules that every garage owner can relate to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"padding-left:20px;line-height:1.7;margin:8px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDO NOT MOVE MY SHIT\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDON'T FIGHT OVER MY SHIT\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDO NOT LEAVE WITH MY SHIT\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDON'T EVEN LOOK AT MY SHIT\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBut most importantly DO NOT MAKE ME LOSE MY SHIT\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin:15px 0 0;padding:0;font-size:17px;font-weight:bold;color:#3598db;\"\u003e🪵 Vintage Distressed Rustic Metal Construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height:1.6;\"\u003eMade of lightweight high-grade metal sheet printed with weathered wood grain backdrop, delivering authentic retro man-cave styling. Tough durable build holds up to garage dust, grease and long-term hanging wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/3_22d9fe9c-f93c-45fa-b834-127d3dc00997.jpg?v=1781680014\" style=\"max-width:100%;border-radius:8px;display:block;margin:12px auto\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin:15px 0 0;padding:0;font-size:17px;font-weight:bold;color:#3598db;\"\u003e📐 Multi-Size Options For Every Wall Space\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height:1.6;\"\u003eThree versatile dimensions Small \/ Medium \/ Large to match different display spots: above workbenches, beside tool chests, or as a standout center wall decor. Mix \u0026amp; match all three sizes for a complete themed garage wall set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin:15px 0 0;padding:0;font-size:17px;font-weight:bold;color:#3598db;\"\u003e🔨 Hassle-Free Quick Mount Installation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height:1.6;\"\u003eComes with pre-drilled hanging holes on each corner. No extra drilling or hardware prep needed; hang the plaque firmly on any wall surface within minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/4_73c55538-dd7b-4387-8ee4-d8738d129d77.jpg?v=1781680014\" style=\"max-width:100%;border-radius:8px;display:block;margin:12px auto\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin:15px 0 0;padding:0;font-size:17px;font-weight:bold;color:#3598db;\"\u003e🎁 Perfect One-of-a-Kind Gift For All Dads\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height:1.6;\"\u003eSearching for a memorable Father’s Day or birthday gift? This humorous rule sign hits perfectly for dads, grandfathers, professional mechanics, car enthusiasts and all garage hobbyists guaranteed to get a big laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/5_6fbd4e86-1829-4ccf-b508-b7e0987b95ac.jpg?v=1781680014\" style=\"max-width:100%;border-radius:8px;display:block;margin:12px auto\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"line-height:1.6;margin:12px 0;text-align:center;\"\u003eEvery dad deserves a private zone where his tools and space are respected. This Dad's Garage Shit List metal plaque is far more than simple wall decor — it’s a lighthearted territorial reminder for anyone stepping foot into his workshop sanctuary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:16px 0;font-size:17px;font-weight:bold;color:#e03e2d;\"\u003eDon’t let Dad lose his cool over misplaced tools! Grab this iconic funny rule sign to decorate his garage, workshop or man cave right away!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/6_cd743617-a186-40c8-9fbf-d3a43518c9b4.jpg?v=1781680014\" style=\"max-width:100%;border-radius:8px;display:block;margin:12px auto\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin:18px 0 0;padding:0;font-size:18px;font-weight:bold;color:#e67e23;text-align:center;\"\u003eReal Customer Testimonials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height:1.7;\"\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \"Bought this for my husband's birthday. He burst out laughing and immediately hung it in his garage. It's perfect!\" – Sarah L.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height:1.7;\"\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \"This sign is spot on! Every rule on it is something I've said a hundred times. Great quality and looks awesome.\" – Mark T.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height:1.7;\"\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \"My dad absolutely loved this. He's a retired mechanic, and his workshop is his pride and joy. This sign was the missing piece!\" – Jessica P.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height:1.7;\"\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ \"Funny and sturdy. It's been up in my man cave for months and still looks great. Highly recommend for any guy with a special space.\" – David R.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/7_9239c307-4e82-47a2-985d-d327e8c5b385.jpg?v=1781680014\" style=\"max-width:100%;border-radius:8px;display:block;margin:12px auto\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #fff; padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; margin: 15px 0; text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; padding: 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Package Includes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin:0;padding-left:20px;line-height:1.8;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 x Dad's Garage Shit List Funny Vintage Metal Wall Sign\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #fff; padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; margin: 15px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e❗ Important Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.6; max-width: 550px; margin: 10px auto; text-align: left;\"\u003e\n• Minor size discrepancies may exist as all signs are manually measured.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Printed wood grain and text color tones may slightly vary on different screens and under indoor\/outdoor lighting.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_d6eb7690-fa08-44a1-a77d-5389a387d08a_480x480.png?v=1659411405\" style=\"max-width:100%;margin:10px auto;border-radius:8px;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #b02f20; padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; margin: 15px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color:#fff8f8;font-size:17px;\"\u003e⭐ 30-Day Risk-Free Purchase Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 1.6; max-width: 550px; margin: 10px auto; text-align: left; color:#fff;\"\u003e\n• Our humorous Dad garage rule metal plaque comes with a full 30-day zero-risk satisfaction guarantee.\u003cbr\u003e\n• We fully resolve all product issues until you are fully satisfied with your man cave wall decor order.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Reliable email customer support is available anytime for pre-order questions and full after-sale assistance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 20px 0 10px; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #e03e2d;\"\u003e🔧 Decorate Dad’s Workshop With This Hilarious Rule Plaque | Order Your Dad's Garage Shit List Metal Sign Today!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #666;\"\u003eFunny Dad Garage Rules Vintage Metal Sign, Pre-Drilled Holes Multi Size Man Cave Workshop Wall Decor Novelty Father Birthday Father's Day Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin: 20px 0; padding: 10px; background-color: #b02f20; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #fff8f8; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e✨ Sarcastic Relatable Garage Commandment Metal Sign With Retro Distressed Finish, Perfect Humorous Wall Art For Every Dad’s Workshop, Man Cave \u0026amp; Tool Room, An Unbeatable Fun Gift For Father’s Day And Birthdays!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"lovelifeC","offers":[{"title":"S – 6×8 in (15×20 cm)","offer_id":43279578562621,"sku":"JJ260617010-S-1","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M – 8×12 in (20×30 cm)","offer_id":43279578595389,"sku":"JJ260617010-M-1","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L – 12×16 in (30×40 cm)","offer_id":43279578628157,"sku":"JJ260617010-L-1","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"S+M+L Set📦Free Shipping","offer_id":43279578660925,"sku":"JJ260617010-SML-1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/4189\/9325\/files\/1_854cfda1-f0b7-47b7-b9c0-6c2683ee9ff3.jpg?v=1781687423","url":"https:\/\/www.txgsyr.com\/products\/dads-garage-shit-list-metal-sign","provider":"txgsyr","version":"1.0","type":"link"}