{"product_id":"guard-dog","title":"\"Guard Dog\" Humorous Warning Sign 🐶 — Give Your Neighbors Something to Talk About","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e67e23; font-family: Mulish, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e 🐶 Funny Guard Dog Warning Sign – Hilarious Yard \u0026amp; Home Decor!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 10px 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Mulish, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e ⚡ High-Contrast Design • Weather Resistant • Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(135deg, #f0f4ff, #fff); padding: 15px; border-radius: 10px; margin: 15px 0; border: 2px solid #e67e23;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 16px; color: #ff00ff;\"\u003e 😩 Tired Of Boring, Plain Garden \u0026amp; Door Signs?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 10px 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\n• Want funny, eye-catching decor for your yard? 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It's definitely the funniest yard decoration I've ever bought.”\u003cbr\u003e\n— Bailey A.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“The perfect social icebreaker”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n“This dry American humor is really eye-catching. The label is printed very clearly, and the red parts are extremely bright. It adds endless fun to my little garden.”\u003cbr\u003e\n— Hannah C.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“A wonderful gift for dog lovers”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n“I bought it for a friend, and it's a perfect ironic joke next to his quiet sheepdog. The workmanship is very solid, completely exceeding my expectations.”\u003cbr\u003e\n— Anna F.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #fff; padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; margin: 15px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 📦 PACKAGE INCLUDES \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: left; display: inline-block; margin: 10px 0; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\n✅ 1 x Funny \"Guard Dog\" Warning Sign\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f0f4ff; padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; margin: 15px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 🔥 SUPER POPULAR – GREAT FOR GIFTS \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0; padding: 0; color: #f27b28; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\nPerfect for dog owners, garden decor, housewarming \u0026amp; funny gags!\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #e8f5e9; padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; margin: 15px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 🛡️ 100% RISK‑FREE 30‑DAY GUARANTEE \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0; padding: 0; line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e\n✅ 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee\u003cbr\u003e\n✅ If you’re not happy, we’ll make it right\u003cbr\u003e\n✅ Premium quality \u0026amp; durable print\u003cbr\u003e\n✅ 24\/7 email support\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #fff; padding: 15px; border-radius: 8px; margin: 15px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; padding: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 📝 NOTES \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 10px 0; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\n• Please allow slight measurement deviations due to manual measurement\u003cbr\u003e\n• Colors may vary slightly due to different screen displays\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"Quality Assurance\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_d6eb7690-fa08-44a1-a77d-5389a387d08a_480x480.png?v=1659411405\" style=\"max-width: 100%; border-radius: 8px; margin-top: 10px;\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin: 20px 0; padding: 10px; background-color: #f0f4ff; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff00ff; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\"\u003e\n🐶 Thank you for choosing our funny guard dog sign – make your home funnier!\n\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"lovelifeC","offers":[{"title":"Dog \/ S（6*8in）","offer_id":43047452049469,"sku":"JC260318005-gouS-1","price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dog \/ M (8*12in)","offer_id":43047452082237,"sku":"JC260318005-gouM-1","price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dog \/ L (12*16in)","offer_id":43047452115005,"sku":"JC260318005-gouL-1","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dog \/ Set of three sizes","offer_id":43047452147773,"sku":"JC260318005-gou3SET-1","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cat \/ S（6*8in）","offer_id":43047452180541,"sku":"JC260318005-maoS-1","price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cat \/ M (8*12in)","offer_id":43047452213309,"sku":"JC260318005-maoM-1","price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cat \/ L (12*16in)","offer_id":43047452246077,"sku":"JC260318005-maoL-1","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cat \/ Set of three sizes","offer_id":43047452278845,"sku":"JC260318005-mao3SET-1","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/4189\/9325\/files\/1_8061c69e-e385-43ab-bc9e-d6ccca667e73.jpg?v=1773816083","url":"https:\/\/www.txgsyr.com\/products\/guard-dog","provider":"txgsyr","version":"1.0","type":"link"}